It's Like, Two, Two, Two Test Strips In One

So I was in a rush to get to Center City Philadelphia tonight (last night? I'm posting after midnight but the following occurred like 5 hrs ago on Thursday evening) to meet with a bunch a fellow Dbloggers - I'll post about the group tomorrow/today?- (WHATEVER), because I'm really beat and I'm starting to get loopy.

Anyway I switched handbags and literally dumped the contents of one bag into another and jumped in my car - I didn't want to be late! I drove around for 40 minutes looking for street parking and finally found a primo spot on Latimar Street. Before I jumped out of the car to feed the meter and rush to the restaurant, I thought I'd grab a mint,...just in case.

I reached in my bag, grabbed my fancy Starbucks Mints, slid the fancy Mint holder open

AND this is what I saw.......

Actual aerial footage of Kelly's contaminated mints- DAMN YOU TEST STRIPS!!

SERIOUSLY - those f^*$ing test strips get in EVERYTHING!!!

All I could think of was the CERTS commercial from when I was little- the one where the actors said something along the lines of: Certs, it's like two, two, two mints in one!

Except of course, it was: Two, two, two test strips in one!

Then I reached for my camera and took I pic.

I also popped a mint in my mouth (the ones furthest from the strips of course) because they were my test strips after all and i still needed a mint.

Don't worry, I didn't offer anyone else one all night!