Friday, June 26, 2009

It's Like, Two, Two, Two Test Strips In One

So I was in a rush to get to Center City Philadelphia tonight (last night? I'm posting after midnight but the following occurred like 5 hrs ago on Thursday evening) to meet with a bunch a fellow Dbloggers - I'll post about the group tomorrow/today?- (WHATEVER), because I'm really beat and I'm starting to get loopy.

Anyway I switched handbags and literally dumped the contents of one bag into another and jumped in my car - I didn't want to be late! I drove around for 40 minutes looking for street parking and finally found a primo spot on Latimar Street. Before I jumped out of the car to feed the meter and rush to the restaurant, I thought I'd g
rab a mint,...just in case.

I reached in my bag, grabbed my fancy Starbucks Mints, slid the fancy Mint holder open

AND this is what I saw.......

Actual aerial footage of Kelly's contaminated mints- DAMN YOU TEST STRIPS!!

SERIOUSLY - those f^*$ing test strips get in EVERYTHING!!!

All I could think of was the CERTS commercial from when I was little- the one where the actors said something along the lines of: Certs, it's like two, two, two mints in one!

Except of course, it was: Two, two, two test strips in one!

Then I reached for my camera and took I pic.

I also popped a mint in my mouth (the ones furthest from the strips of course) because they were my test strips after all and i still needed a mint.

Don't worry, I didn't offer anyone else one all night!


Crystal said...

L O L!
The D gets into everything!!

"Actual aerial footage of Kelly's contaminated mints."


Way funny. Sorry they got in there. How tho? How how?? Weirdness. Maybe we don't want to know.

Looking forward to the post about the meet-up! Happy Friday to you!

Lora said...

Classic--both the magically appearing test strips and the commercial. I found one in my garage the other day. My GARAGE. I don't test in my garage.

Scott K. Johnson said...

LOL!!! That is AWESOME!! Ha!

Diane J Standiford said...

LMAO (Hard to sit now.) Starbucks mints. Now I'm choking. Had lunch at my new asst living home with a Type I Diabetes lady who never HEARD of Type I---she had to be 75. Your blog helped me explain. Geez

Karen said...

Holy crap - those things really do get everywhere, don't they?