Saturday, December 22, 2007

I WASN'T EVEN RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!......... Blood letting Diabetes Style

I was washing dishes this morning and had tossed a pair of cutting shears in the sink the night before. I'd left them outside all summer in my thyme/ oregano pot and they really needed to be washed.

I grabbed the sponge, squirted some soap on the shears and started to scrub. Perhaps it was because I'd only had 1/2 a cup of coffee, or maybe I was blasting Gwen Stafani a little to loud, more likely it was because I was lost in a day dream which is typical in my pre coffee world. BUT, yours truly cut her thumb pretty badly.

Keep in mind that I take a baby aspirin every day to keep my Endo a happy camper.
I was bleeding like something out of "Friday The 13th."

Note to Self: Call Sears and get the dishwasher fixed.

As visions of Dan Akroid dressed as Julia Child screaming "I'm getting light headed" danced in my head, I quickly dried my hand, applied some pressure and got a good look at what was causing all the commotion. The tip was still intact, so that was a relief. I looked at the cut and thought,"Wow look at all that blood - that's a good one - I wonder if it will affect my finger print permanently? I'm not wasting this." I grabbed my blood sugar machine and test strips and took a test. 94, VERY NICE...at least I had that going for me.

I sat on the couch with my hand wrapped in a towel and raised over my head. Once again my comedy routine was coming to life and I had to laugh. I had just used a very similar joke at a hospital gig I'd had few weeks ago. Only it had been about a paper cut on my index finger, and that B.S. had been closer to 200.

On the brite side, I still had my thumb and I didn't need stitches. I wouldn't have to wash dishes for the rest of the day, and as long as I didn't need to slice a lemon, I'd be fine. AND my B.S. was under 100.

2 comments:

George said...

I cannot decide what is funnier, the fact that whenever I cut myself I think "I am not wasting this!" and test or the very sweet (no pun I swear) name of your blog! I love it! I am going to add you to my blogroll right now!

I apologize for not getting here sooner. I have been caught up in Christmasy Goodness for the past month or so.

Scott K. Johnson said...

I too will test myself anytime I have any kind of finger/hand related bloody injury! Funny how we all think alike sometimes!

I've wondered before if all of the pokes to my fingers make my fingerprints easier to identify, or harder.

Hehe!