Many thanks to The Huffington Post for the heads-up!
Well, the culinary minds over at Digiorno have come up with two new truly craptacular combinations that are sure to please Americans appetite for processed, high fat, high carb, and possibly (I say possibly because I cannot find the complete list of ingredients on-line to save my life) HFCS laden foods.
According to their FaceBook Page, as of Monday, you'll be able to purchase DiGiorno Pizza & Toll House Cookie Dough in the same box. Same goes for Digiorno Pizza and Chicken Wyngs*, Honey or Buffalo style!
Basically it's one stop shopping for blood sugars gone wild.
I have no doubt these combos will clog both your arteries and your home plumbing systems!
For some strange reason (SNARK ALERT) I couldn't find a list of ingredients or nutritional info on the Digiorno website (or it's parent company Nestle's website) for the dynamic duo of carbs, so I have no idea how many grams of carbs, fat, crap, and the likes there of a serving size contains, or what the actually serving size is. I did find nutritional information on various Digiorno Pizzas over at MyFitnessPal, so be sure to take a look.
So, anyone out there care to take a guess of how one would bolus for these new DiGiorno creations?
Anyone care to guess how long one would be in gastrointestinal distress after indulging is such craptacular combo creations?
Anyone else ou there think that no good can come from this?? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?....... Bueller?.......Bueller?