Many thanks to The Huffington Post for the heads-up!
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According to their FaceBook Page, as of Monday, you'll be able to purchase DiGiorno Pizza & Toll House Cookie Dough in the same box. Same goes for Digiorno Pizza and Chicken Wyngs*, Honey or Buffalo style!
Basically it's one stop shopping for blood sugars gone wild.
I have no doubt these combos will clog both your arteries and your home plumbing systems!
For some strange reason (SNARK ALERT) I couldn't find a list of ingredients or nutritional info on the Digiorno website (or it's parent company Nestle's website) for the dynamic duo of carbs, so I have no idea how many grams of carbs, fat, crap, and the likes there of a serving size contains, or what the actually serving size is. I did find nutritional information on various Digiorno Pizzas over at MyFitnessPal, so be sure to take a look.
So, anyone out there care to take a guess of how one would bolus for these new DiGiorno creations?
Anyone care to guess how long one would be in gastrointestinal distress after indulging is such craptacular combo creations?
Anyone else ou there think that no good can come from this?? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?....... Bueller?.......Bueller?
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WHAT has this world come to? LOL! I swear, it's a world of frozen pizza and Lunchables.
Gross. I don't have any other words to describe it.
lol "Craptacular"!
This IS like a family sized lunchable!
I love pizza as much as anybody, and am trying to not eat as much of it, but pizza and cookies?! That's just gross. Nutritional info and diabetes chaos aside, those two things don't even go together.
Um... I'm almost ashamed to confess: This was a recent dinner in my home. I don't recall the carb counts, but just from memory is was something like 30g per pizza slice and 40g for the whole number of saucy wings (don't take my word for that, though). Um, but yes: it was pretty yummy and I do believe my BGs were out of whack the rest of that night and into the morning. Was it worth it? I plead the 5th.
I'll admit, back in the months of undiagnosed high blood sugar when I could eat anything and still lose five pounds a week...I would have gone for that. I still eat pizza. And cookies. But together? Eh. No thanks. I like making my own pizzas anyway.
Wow, I think my blood sugar went up just reading about it!
Ew! That's just nasty. I love my pizza, but I prefer to make home-made pizza so that I know the ingredients and I know it won't have HFCS in it. As far as the cookies.... WTF?
Holy stoner food. I mean really. Cookie dough and pizza? In the same effing box?
Target market: stoners.
OMG! That's a lot of carbs. But I love pizza and dislike chocolate cookies. I am not a fan of D and I would rather make my own naked wings at home.
Craptacular!! Funny!
That looks so grosssssssss!!!!!!!
My husband would totally buy that. :)
My eyes! My eyes! They are burning! It is almost like my worst nightmare! :(
And WTF are "wyngs"? They aren't really chicken wings so they can't call them that?!
We buy DiGiorno pizza. I think it's 30 grams of carbs for 1/8th. If I recall (and I may be totally wrong) the box gives nutrition info for 1/6th. I have it written down on our cheat sheet at home!
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