While I was looking at my Diabetesaliciousness Facebook page, via my personal FB account over the weekend, the following ad from Groupon popped up on the right-hand side of my screen.
|Facebook, so you're telling me that I need to ensconce myself in bamboo and charcoal |
Second: What are you trying to tell me, Facebook?
Just because my blog's name is Diabetesaliciousness and my personal page has a lot of status updates about diabetes - doesn't mean I'm over weight - And yes, as a woman of certain age I worry about my weight, but I think most people, regardless of their beta cell status or age, worry about weight.
I'm not against slimming undergarments at all, but the continuous stream of right-hand target marketing ads consisting of "Drop weight, fast" and "Cure diabetes naturally," ads have got to go!
Also, according to Amazon - you have to have stick legs in order to get it past your thighs and the return policy for said bodysuit, blows.
My legs are slim and strong- but so were many of the legs of the women who did the returning.
But lets just say for shits and giggles that I do need to drop a if few LBs, YOU SUCK AT SUBTLETY.
Third: Seriously, what the hell am I going to do with my insulin pump, tubing and the likes there of - and how the hell do I go to the bathroom in this contraption?
ALSO: BITE ME.