Two salty posts in a row - And it's all diabetes fault!
My friend, who is much more proper than I could ever be (and who for the rest of this post shall be referred to as Eve,) stared at me for a second & said: What did you just call me?
Me: I didn’t call you anything.
Eve: Wait, what did you just say?
Me: I said, hold on a second, I gotta grab my dbag.
And she still looked at me like I had 3 heads.
I grabbed my Chinese silk blue bag from my hand bag and said: You know, my dbag, my diabetes bag.
Eve: Ohhhhh, I didn’t hear the “I gotta grab my,” part.
Me: Oh OK, so you thought I said: Hold on a second, dbag. As in Masingill’s disposable Dbag or it's competition, Summer's Eve, Momdoyoueverhaveoneofthosedayswhereyoudon'tfeelsofresh? dbag.
Eve: YAY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!
And then Eve started to crack up, like A LOT - because Eve was lot more cheekier than the majority of people give her credit for.
Me: No.... I didn’t call you that.... not this time, anyway.
Diabetes humor - Take it where you can find it!
|Not this dbag|
|Definitely not this dbag.|